(Pops – Episode 10)
{INT. SITTING ROOM – NIGHT}
Sam and Josh are listening to a preacher on the television.
Suddenly, Pops opens the door and walks in.
POPS
Sam and Josh, what are you guys doing?
SAM
Listening to a sermon, Pops.
JOSH
Please come and join us.
POPS
Why?
JOSH
Because it’s our pastor.
SAM
One of the best preachers in the world.
POPS
Ok, let me just watch for three minutes.
(sits in between Sam and Josh)
PASTOR
(over the Television)
Do not allow the wrath of God to fall upon you because it is dangerous.
POPS
(within himself)
Does God have a rat?
PASTOR
(through the Television)
The wrath of God fell on Pharoah and the Egyptians when they refused to let the Israelites go to their promised land.
POPS
Jesus Christ!
SAM
(smiles)
I told you, he’s the best preacher.
PASTOR
(over the Television)
The wrath of God fell on the people of Sodom and Gomorrah and their cities were doomed. Brethren, let us fear God so that he will not release his wrath upon us.
POPS
(offs the television)
Wait!
SAM
What is it?
JOSH
Why interrupt this interesting sermon?
POPS
Is that man your pastor?
SAM AND JOSH
(in unison)
Yes of course!
POPS
Change that church!
JOSH
Why?
POPS
That man is confused. In fact, he doesn’t know what he is saying and if he knows, then he’s deceiving his followers.
SAM
How?
POPS
Among all the creatures in the world, God sent common rat upon the Egyptians and Pharoah. Common rodent!
JOSH
Yes?
POPS
I mean, what happened to his angels?
JOSH
The man is right. God sent frogs and pests upon the Egyptians!
SAM
You see? Hehehe…
(confidently)
The pastor didn’t bother to mention the frogs or pests because God’s rat is the most dangerous creatures that can destroy a whole city. Sodom and Gomorrah is a good example!
JOSH
By the time lassa fever catch you, you will understand.
POPS
Jesus Christ!
END OF THE WRATH OF GOD (Pops – Episode 10)